It's got a redneck CB set up with a car battery for power.

If you plan on calling for help make sure you bring you bullhorn!

If its moving in the water the turbine will spine fast enough to charge a AA battery.

All the holes made by the grounding last year have been patched with bondo, just don't put it in salt water or it will dissolve, and you'll sink.

Won't Last Long!!!

Come take a look at this hunk of shit.